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Thursday, July 7, 2011

The Many Faces Of Michael Scott

...Afþví að ég elska The Office:

Ping er asískur og er byggður á heimsendingasendilnum hans Michaels.

Agent Michael Scarn er aðalstjarnan í myndinni "Threat Level: Midnight" en Michael skrifaði handritið, lék í og leikstýrði þeirri stuttmynd.

Prison Mike gengur um með fjólubláan höfuðklút og talar með New York hreim. Hann var í fangelsi fyrir að ræna syni forsetans.

"Do you really expect me to not push you up against the wall beeeyotch?!"

Michael the Magic. "I cannot tell you how I plan to escape. Other than by using magic. That is the magician's code. Separately, on an unrelated note, if you happen to find a small brass key..."

Michael Klump er hér til að sýna að offitusjúklingar eru líka fólk.

Blind Guy McSqueezey. Karakter sem Michael bjó til svo að hann gæti þuklað á konum.

"Oh, I haven't seen you since the accident I had when I fell - I fell into the pool of acid, eyes first."

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Ég hlusta mikið á rapp. Hef alltaf gert það og mun líklegast alltaf gera, og þá meina ég ekki að ég segist hlusta á rapp því ég heyrði "Empire State Of Mind" eða "Runaway" á FM957 og fannst þau lög vera góð. Við erum að tala um 13 ára Lilju sem vildi bara hlusta á Tupac, Snoop (hann var ekki enn orðinn sell-outinn sem hann er í dag), Dre, Eminem, Wu-Tang, Busta, M.O.P, Jay-Z og fleiri, þannig að ég vil meina að ég hafi alveg sæmilegt eyra fyrir góðu rappi þegar ég heyri það...

sem færir mig að efni þessar færslu:

Ég elska Nicki Minaj. Ég hef dýrkað hana alveg frá því að ég heyrði hana rappa í Monster með Kanye West, Jay-Z, Rick Ross og öðrum fagmönnum.

Hún er án efa ein af svölustu og hæfileikaríkustu kvenröppurum ever...að mínu mati!

Hún er indversk/svört, fædd í Trinidad og ólst upp í Queens...og að segja að hún átti erfiða æsku væri understatement aldarinnar, en eitt af því megasvalasta við hana er að hún er ekkert að "notfæra" sér sorgarsöguna sína til að fá samúð og publicity. Hún er að meikaða á pjúra talent...og risastórum afturenda!

Lil' Wayne uppgötvaði hana og hún er með samning hjá Young Money/Cash Money plötufyrirtækinu hans. Debut plata hennar, Pink Friday, komst í platínum eftir aðeins einn mánuð.

...Ég elska líka alter-ego-in hennar

"To get away from all their fighting (speaking of her parents), I would imagine being a new person. 'Cookie' was my first identity – that stayed with me for a while. I went on to 'Barbie,' then 'Nicki Minaj.' Fantasy was my reality."

Roman Zolanski er ein af uppáhalds persónunum mínum sem hún bjó til. Hún segir að Roman sé einsog tvíburi hennar, sem fæddist af reiði. Já, og Roman er semsagt hommi. Roman segir allt sem Nicki þorir ekki að segja sjálf. Roman á mömmu sem heitir Martha sem er með breskan hreim og birtist í enda "Roman's Revenge" lagsins sem hún gerði með Eminem. Það lag sýnir sem best talentinn sem hún hefur sem rappari á Pink Friday disknum.

Ah hún er svo fríkí að ég get ekki annað en dýrkað hana!

Roman

Barbie

Martha

...sem er samt oftast svona á svipinn:

Hún er svo yndislega ýkt!

Þetta vers fær Vers Ársins verðlaunin frá mér...já, ég gef út verðlaun...apparently.

Okay þetta eru semsagt Roman og Barbie í þessu versi og Roman er að pynta Barbie

Roman byrjar:

Pull up in the monster
Automobile gangster
With a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka
Yeah I’m in that Tonka, colour of Willy Wonka
You could be the King but watch the Queen conquer
Ok first things first I’ll eat your brains
Then I’mma start rocking gold teeth and fangs
Casue that’s what a muthafucking monster do
Hairdresser from milan, thats what monster do
Monster Giuseppe heel that’s the monster shoe
Young money is the roster and the monster crew
And I’m all up all up all up in the bank with the funny face
And if I’m fake I aint notice cause my money aint

...og Barbie svarar:

So let me get this straight, wait, I’m the rookie?
But my features and my shows ten times your pay
50k for a verse no album out!

...og Roman:

Yeah my money’s so tall that my Barbie’s gotta climb it
Hotter than a middle eastern climate
Find it 20 mataran dutty whine it
While it, Nicki on a pit while I sign it
How these niggas so one-track minded

...Barbie:

But really really I don’t give a F-U-C-K
Forget Barbie fuck Nicki she’s fake

...Roman:

She’s on a diet but my pockets eating cheese cake

...Barbie:

And I’ll say boy the Chucky is Child’s play
Just killed another career it’s a mild day
Besides ‘Ye they can’t stand besides me
I think me, you and Amber should menage Friday

...Roman:

Pink wig thick ass give em whip lash
I think big get cash make em blink fast
Now look at what you just saw I think this is what you live for
Aaahhhh, I’m a muthafucking monster!

...einnig má til gamans geta að intro-ið í fyrsta laginu á My Dark Twisted Fantasy disknum hans Kanye er Nicki að segja eftirfarandi með breskum hreim:

"You might think you've peeped the scene, you haven't, the real one is far too mean. The watered down one, the one you know, was made up centuries ago. They made it sound wack and corny, yes it's awful, blasted boring. Twisted fiction, sick addiction, well gather 'round children. Zip it, listen".

En þetta er gróf eftirlíking af hluta bókarinnar Revolting Rhymes frá Roald Dahl sem skrifaði Öskubusku. Hlutinn úr Revolting Rhymes hljóðar svona:

"I guess you think you know this story.
You don’t. The real one’s much more gory.
The phoney one, the one you know,
Was cooked up years and years ago,
And made to sound all soft and sappy
Just to keep the children happy"

Intro-ið hjá Nicki gefur til kynna að "hjörðin" full af ungu fólki hafi snúist gegn Kanye og að almenningur viti ekki hvað gerist á bak við tjöldin.

-Frekar snilldarlega hugsað hjá Kanye.

Monday, July 4, 2011

Beautiful

Allar tilvitnanir eru frá Alexander McQueen nema annað sé tekið framm.

Enn og aftur.

McQueen.

The Girl Who Lived In The Tree

“When I design, I try to sell an image of a woman that I have in [my] mind, a concept that changes dramatically each season.”

“[In this collection] she was a feral creature living in the tree. When she decided to descend to earth, she transformed into a princess.”

The Horn Of Plenty

“It is important to look at death because it is a part of life. It is a sad thing, melancholy but romantic at the same time. It is the end of a cycle—everything has to end. The cycle of life is positive because it gives room for new things.”

Highland Rape

“[This collection] was a shout against English designers . . . doing flamboyant Scottish clothes. My father’s family originates from the Isle of Skye, and I’d studied the history of the Scottish upheavals and the Clearances. People were so unintelligent they thought this was about women being raped—yet Highland Rape was about England’s rape of Scotland.”

Ensemble

“I relate more to that cold, austere asceticism of the Flemish masters, and I also love the macabre thing you see in Tudor and Jacobean portraiture.”

“For me, what I do is an artistic expression which is channeled through me. Fashion is just the medium.”

It's Only a Game

“[In this collection] the idea of the chess game meant that we looked at six different types of women, women on opposing sides. We had the Americans facing the Japanese and the redheads facing the tanned Latinos.”

Widows of Culloden

“When we put the antlers on the model and then draped over it the lace embroidery that we had made, we had to poke them through a £2,000 piece of work. But then it worked because it looks like she’s rammed the piece of lace with her antlers. There’s always spontaneity. You’ve got to allow for that in my shows.”

Sarabande

“Remember Sam Taylor-Wood’s dying fruit? Things rot. . . . I used flowers because they die. My mood was darkly romantic at the time.”

Plato's Atlantis

“[This collection predicted a future in which] the ice cap would melt . . . the waters would rise and . . . life on earth would have to evolve in order to live beneath the sea once more or perish. Humanity [would] go back to the place from whence it came.”

“There is no way back for me now. I am going to take you on journeys you’ve never dreamed were possible.”

Irere

Sarah Burton: He wanted this idea of it—was almost like she drowned—and the top part of the dress is all fine boning and tulle, and the chiffon is all frayed and disheveled on the top. The skirt is made out of hundreds and hundreds of circles of organza. Then, with a pen, what Lee did was he drew organic lines. And then all these circles were cut, joined together, and then applied in these lines along the skirt. So you created this organic, oyster-like effect.